Overheard this conversation at the barn yesterday - I swear!
Jibboom: Yawn!! I'm bored.
Gurdy: Hmmm - I know what to do Boom Boom! Let's pretend we're at the Oympics...I know some games we can play (and some even a little dog like me could win, bahahaha)!
Gurdy: I'll call the others over so we can start the games.
Jibboom: I'll be the Queen and welcome everyone to the big event. See, look at the regal arch of my neck as I watch for the approaching dog-thletes.
Gurdy: Let's do a 'dive' competition - look here's a nice little 'pool'.
Diva: No way, I'm looking for the 'chase the sprinkler' competition. I could definitely win that one!
Willy: Water??? Blehh!!! Get me the 'bleep' outta here!
Diva: Wait, where are you guys going?
Willy: Forget the games! I think I heard a cookie jar opening inside the barn. I'm outta here!!
Gurdy: Cookie??? What he said - let's go! Race ya to the barn!