out of the van was by far the very best thing that ever happened to her. It's clear she wasn't home. And with swinging teats and bleeding bite marks, she would not have been popular at the shelter.
We don't understand how the cosmic bingo game works or why it spits out a certain dog's number in our direction when it does, but we don't fight the game. One man's trash is going to be another man's treasure and we get to holler 'JACKPOT!' when her playing card finally fills up. Welcome to our world, little Loni.