Me: Clive stole the cookie from the cookie jar
Clive: Who me?
Me: Yes, you!
Clive: Not me! Couldn't be!
Me: Then who?
Clive: Olive stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Me: Wait a minute now, Clive - we have photographic evidence. Let's take a look!
Clive: (gulp). Please don't tell Donna.
Me: Um Clive - too late, I think she'll know as soon as she see's these pics. Don't worry dude, just give her lots of kisses and I'm sure all will be forgiven. Now let's get back to training so you can show 'em what a good boy you can be.